Evolution

[.01]

Jul 14, 2040

[snapshot of average household]

“Stand up when you’re told to,” Mom snapped. Junior had been glued to his seat for more than twenty-six hours straight.

Junior protested—“But I am!”

“Don’t be ridiculous.”

Mom went over and tried to pry the ten-year-old off the chair. Her efforts, were futile.

The 99.99%-nude girls continued shaking their booties on the computer screen.

They, could move.

[.02]

07 14 2070

[LatestOutbreak_in_GlobalEpidemic ©
WorldDigitalSyndicateNetwork]

Major epidemic reported worldwide.
Muscle atrophy outbreak.

Associated with extended-extended use of computers.
Other digital, technical, devices inc.
Latest outbreak comes 30 years post groundbreaking study: 081450_ChildrenLoseUseOfLegs_01570209.

Leading scientists not worried.

1) “We are 10 steps closer to developing materials that will render physical degeneration non-existent.”—Noted Bioscientist Dr. John Scull, Nanomaterials Institute

2) “The discovery offers a new way to look at the links between genes, behavior, and nerval function.”—Dr. X Doe, Chairman of WorldUni Biosciences’ Education Research Group

[.03]

07² 2120

[Official Announcement © WDSN Dvlpmnt Blog 3.8.1]

Evolutn of human species 1 step ^.

Zero nd 4 limbs. Bane o.exstnce, limbs! Limbs tt u had 2 ke²p moving, 2 prevnt joints 4rm frzing ^. Creakng joints wr frequent along w muscle atrophy, due 2 lack o.impertve ne²d o.hving joints+limbs in 1st place.

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-Limbs! 2day, we celebrate we²k 29’s milestone highlight o.humn progres², o.the prjcted nu-humn being evolving 2 ke²ping just brain, and 1’s head in glass canister o.SuperSalt (® Dr. WQ1.51.61.2).

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2: <we also com²emrte extinctn of last Class Insecta on planet. all animals hv died out—it is th(us)² humans tt hv provn 2 b big²nest win²ers in “survival of the fittest” (™ CR Darwin, “IV. Ntrl Selectn; or Survival o.the Fittest”, in CW Eliot, Origin o.Species)>

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- Jess C Scott
from her book Porcelain